Quote Of The Day
August 22, 2005
Said by my 4 year old:
“Mom, you should have had your penis operated on since you are the one who hatches all the babies.”
Why yes I do homeschool my children, why do you ask?
Posted by Chris @ 12:02 am
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Too cute!
Lately I have been getting the question “Do they (whatever animal we are discussing) have egg babies or real babies?”
Or my favorite…
“Mom, where am I in this picture?”
“Umm, you weren’t born yet”
“Ok so where WAS I?”
“Umm you were still in heaven as an angel waiting to be sent to us”
you can use your imagination as to what limitless can of worms THAT opens!
August 22nd, 2005 at 1:04 amhilarious!!!! I love it! I am homeschooling this year, for the first time….ACK!
August 22nd, 2005 at 2:39 amI Literally LOL at this one. Your kids are hilarious!
Thanks for sharing–I needed a good laugh today!
August 22nd, 2005 at 3:04 am*ROFL* Thanks!
August 22nd, 2005 at 7:55 amI can’t WAIT to answer sex questions! Uh, that was sarcastic, by the way.
August 22nd, 2005 at 8:36 amI, too, laughed out loud. So funny!
August 22nd, 2005 at 9:33 amMy daughters still don’t understand that they don’t have penises. When they say “that tickled my penis!” when we go over the railroad tracks in the car, it’s nearly too much for me.
August 22nd, 2005 at 3:27 pmSo…did you explain that moms don’t have a penis? And how did he take it?
August 22nd, 2005 at 5:31 pmOk.. I read that before I read about the surgery that must not be named and thought “what is going on in that house” Then I read the surgery entry and went….”OH that makes sense”
That is a great line.
August 22nd, 2005 at 5:46 pmHahahahahahahaha!!!!
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October 12th, 2005 at 3:35 pm