November 4, 2005
There is a loud banging on the bathroom door.
“Mom, what are you doing?” a voice says. I can tell that the lips of the person are pressed right up against the crack of the door.
“Uh, I am using the bathroom.” I answer.
“Using it for what?”
“Do I really need to give you details of my bathroom habits?”
“Well, I hear paper rustling.”
“It’s the toilet paper, I think.”
“No it’s not.”
“How do you know?”
“Because I can smell candy through the door. And don’t try to tell me that is how your poop smells.”
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