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Busted

Busted

November 4, 2005

There is a loud banging on the bathroom door.

“Mom, what are you doing?” a voice says. I can tell that the lips of the person are pressed right up against the crack of the door.

“Uh, I am using the bathroom.” I answer.

“Using it for what?”

“Do I really need to give you details of my bathroom habits?”

“Well, I hear paper rustling.”

“It’s the toilet paper, I think.”

“No it’s not.”

“How do you know?”

“Because I can smell candy through the door. And don’t try to tell me that is how your poop smells.”

Posted by Chris @ 6:44 am  

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  1. J├╝rgen Nation says:

    AAAHA! They’re like little bears, the way they can smell food (candy). Oh, how sweet. Did you let them in for a bathroom candy fest?

  2. Audrey says:

    That is so funny, I get busted all the time trying to eat something in secret, because I know I will have to share it with 5 other people, and darnet, I dont want to. LOL

  3. halloweenlover says:

    And don’t tell me that is how your poop smells! PRICELESS!

    This is the beauty of blogs. In 20 years you can show this to him. HA!

  4. Lisa says:

    Caught in the act! Funny!!!!!

  5. Kate says:

    That is hysterical. Those boys are onto you!

  6. Sleeping Mommy says:

    LOL—no seriously LOL

    That is just hilarious. Thank you, you just provided me with my first laugh out loud guffaw of the day.

    Yes, I said guffaw. Want to make something of it?

  7. Scooby says:

    LOL Its ok Sleeping mommy I will say it with you… GUFFAW!

    My Dh doesnt understand the addiction of blogs but even he appreciated this post when I read it to him.

    Thanks for the giggle of the day I really needed it.

  8. Mom2the5rs says:

    You are my morning cup of laughter. Too bad Starbucks can’t market you!

  9. nabbalicious says:

    HA! Boy, your kids are freaking smart.

  10. blackbird says:

    hahahahahahaha…
    we ALL enjoyed this one.

  11. biz says:

    How with all you do, remember these to get to your blog? I wish I was could be so proficient in recall to be able to blog my kid’s funnies. Though yours are classics. And we’re so lucky you write!

  12. biz says:

    Okay, look at the time of posting. ;) Sheesh what a tangled mass/mess of words - hope you know what I meant :P

  13. Carley says:

    ROFLOL! That is The Funniest thing I have heard in a loooong time!

  14. kelly says:

    bwa ha ha! thanks for the laugh.

  15. Elizabeth says:

    This is absolutely priceless ! ROTFLOL :-)

  16. Meg says:

    What? You mean your poop DOESN’T smell like candy?

  17. Silly Old Bear says:

    That’s great, smart kiddo…

  18. Kimmie Girl says:

    That was just too cute

  19. Ms. Mamma says:

    Hilarious! You are fabulosa! I was intriguied by the name of your blog and read awhile. BTW… I love your red toile wallpaper in the background of the photo w/ Santa’s Heine & cookies.