Busted
November 4, 2005
There is a loud banging on the bathroom door.
“Mom, what are you doing?” a voice says. I can tell that the lips of the person are pressed right up against the crack of the door.
“Uh, I am using the bathroom.” I answer.
“Using it for what?”
“Do I really need to give you details of my bathroom habits?”
“Well, I hear paper rustling.”
“It’s the toilet paper, I think.”
“No it’s not.”
“How do you know?”
“Because I can smell candy through the door. And don’t try to tell me that is how your poop smells.”
Posted by Chris @ 6:44 am
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AAAHA! They’re like little bears, the way they can smell food (candy). Oh, how sweet. Did you let them in for a bathroom candy fest?
November 4th, 2005 at 8:54 amThat is so funny, I get busted all the time trying to eat something in secret, because I know I will have to share it with 5 other people, and darnet, I dont want to. LOL
November 4th, 2005 at 8:54 amAnd don’t tell me that is how your poop smells! PRICELESS!
This is the beauty of blogs. In 20 years you can show this to him. HA!
November 4th, 2005 at 9:10 amCaught in the act! Funny!!!!!
November 4th, 2005 at 9:11 amThat is hysterical. Those boys are onto you!
November 4th, 2005 at 9:22 amLOL—no seriously LOL
That is just hilarious. Thank you, you just provided me with my first laugh out loud guffaw of the day.
Yes, I said guffaw. Want to make something of it?
November 4th, 2005 at 10:36 amLOL Its ok Sleeping mommy I will say it with you… GUFFAW!
My Dh doesnt understand the addiction of blogs but even he appreciated this post when I read it to him.
Thanks for the giggle of the day I really needed it.
November 4th, 2005 at 11:49 amYou are my morning cup of laughter. Too bad Starbucks can’t market you!
November 4th, 2005 at 12:14 pmHA! Boy, your kids are freaking smart.
November 4th, 2005 at 3:16 pmhahahahahahaha…
November 4th, 2005 at 6:35 pmwe ALL enjoyed this one.
How with all you do, remember these to get to your blog? I wish I was could be so proficient in recall to be able to blog my kid’s funnies. Though yours are classics. And we’re so lucky you write!
November 5th, 2005 at 3:10 amOkay, look at the time of posting.
Sheesh what a tangled mass/mess of words - hope you know what I meant 
November 5th, 2005 at 3:12 amROFLOL! That is The Funniest thing I have heard in a loooong time!
November 5th, 2005 at 8:24 ambwa ha ha! thanks for the laugh.
November 5th, 2005 at 9:16 amThis is absolutely priceless ! ROTFLOL
November 5th, 2005 at 12:15 pmWhat? You mean your poop DOESN’T smell like candy?
November 7th, 2005 at 8:46 amThat’s great, smart kiddo…
November 8th, 2005 at 10:11 amThat was just too cute
November 10th, 2005 at 10:29 amHilarious! You are fabulosa! I was intriguied by the name of your blog and read awhile. BTW… I love your red toile wallpaper in the background of the photo w/ Santa’s Heine & cookies.
December 30th, 2005 at 12:02 am