In Which I Over Use Quotation Marks and Euphemisms
November 11, 2005
and show that it is a very fine line between sharing and oversharing.
“I have to bring another “sample” to the doctor tomorrow.”
“Oh boy! Lucky you.”
“The doctor gave me the container to bring home so I could have some “help” getting the “sample”.”
“Oh boy! Lucky me!”
Time passes, “help” is rendered, and the “sample” is obtained.
“The doctor said I need to bring a “sample” in every day for an entire month.”
“Nice try.”
Posted by Chris @ 7:42 am
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Atleast he tried!
November 11th, 2005 at 9:43 amWe never did bring in a sample. Nope. He said he’d never done it before and wasn’t going to start now. LOL.
We just held our breath for a few months and then realized it must have ‘took’. 9 years ago now.
November 11th, 2005 at 10:01 amThat was very unfair of you, now I have little voices surrounding me, “What? What? What is so funny? What are you laughing at?” and I can’t tell them!
November 11th, 2005 at 11:27 amIt turns out that even though the nausea is gone, I still pee a little if I laugh hard enough.
November 11th, 2005 at 12:34 pmToo, too funny. Bless you for sharing!
November 11th, 2005 at 12:46 pmROFL!
I’m pretty new to the world of blogging, and just barely came across dot moms (yes, I have been living under a rock :p ) but I have to say that I LOVE your blog! I only have 3 children right now, but will *possibly* have 7 one day, and you give me hope! Thanks for you blog. It makes me laugh….
A LOT
November 11th, 2005 at 3:46 pmSteph (not the same person as the Stephanie who posted already…)
Um, that should be “thanks for youR blog.”
My children have sucked all of my brain cells out…
November 11th, 2005 at 3:47 pmLOL, I hope the doc doesnt need another “sample”
November 11th, 2005 at 4:46 pmHurray! You are such a fantastic wifey. He is toooo clever.
November 11th, 2005 at 7:32 pmAAHAH! I’d be skeptical if my beau said he had to get a sample. They’ll try ANYthing.
November 11th, 2005 at 10:46 pmThat sounds like when my husband walked in the door the other day from the Cardiologists office. I said well what did he say? He replys, “He said I have 6 months to live and that I must have s*x everyday. I said “do you have a prescription for that? “
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