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In Which I Over Use Quotation Marks and Euphemisms

In Which I Over Use Quotation Marks and Euphemisms

November 11, 2005

and show that it is a very fine line between sharing and oversharing.

“I have to bring another “sample” to the doctor tomorrow.”

“Oh boy! Lucky you.”

“The doctor gave me the container to bring home so I could have some “help” getting the “sample”.”

“Oh boy! Lucky me!”

Time passes, “help” is rendered, and the “sample” is obtained.

“The doctor said I need to bring a “sample” in every day for an entire month.”

“Nice try.”

Posted by Chris @ 7:42 am  

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  1. Kate says:

    Atleast he tried!

  2. aka meritt says:

    We never did bring in a sample. Nope. He said he’d never done it before and wasn’t going to start now. LOL.

    We just held our breath for a few months and then realized it must have ‘took’. 9 years ago now. ;)

  3. Gretchen says:

    That was very unfair of you, now I have little voices surrounding me, “What? What? What is so funny? What are you laughing at?” and I can’t tell them!

  4. Annika says:

    It turns out that even though the nausea is gone, I still pee a little if I laugh hard enough.

  5. stephanie says:

    Too, too funny. Bless you for sharing!

  6. Steph says:


    I’m pretty new to the world of blogging, and just barely came across dot moms (yes, I have been living under a rock :p ) but I have to say that I LOVE your blog! I only have 3 children right now, but will *possibly* have 7 one day, and you give me hope! Thanks for you blog. It makes me laugh….

    A LOT :)
    Steph (not the same person as the Stephanie who posted already…)

  7. Steph says:

    Um, that should be “thanks for youR blog.”

    My children have sucked all of my brain cells out…

  8. Sraikh says:

    LOL, I hope the doc doesnt need another “sample”

  9. halloweenlover says:

    Hurray! You are such a fantastic wifey. He is toooo clever.

  10. J├╝rgen Nation says:

    AAHAH! I’d be skeptical if my beau said he had to get a sample. They’ll try ANYthing.

  11. Audrey says:

    That sounds like when my husband walked in the door the other day from the Cardiologists office. I said well what did he say? He replys, “He said I have 6 months to live and that I must have s*x everyday. I said “do you have a prescription for that? “

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