The Quest For Just One Good Photograph
December 14, 2005
If Dante had to take Christmas photos, he would have included a Tenth Circle of Hell.
Slide Show of my efforts.
I really don’t know why they refuse to smile nicely. I know I would smile pretty if a scary woman was pointing a camera at me screaming, “Smile, damnit! It’s Christmas, and for Christ’s sake can you just pretend you love your siblings for a minute.”
And sadly, yes, I did pull out the evil trump card and yell, “That’s it, I am calling Santa. COAL, COAL for everyone! Then you will have a reason to frown.”
To keep it real and balance the last two posts it is imperative that I share a knock-knock joke my 2 year old daughter and I shared yesterday immediately after the photo taking fiasco.
Her: Knock-Knock, Mommy.
Me: Who’s there?
Her: Santa Claus
Me: Santa Claus who?
And when she paused too long…
Me: Santa Claus who is not stopping at this house with presents, that’s who!
So yeah. Not taking that award off of my mantle any time soon.
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