In Keeping With The Same Joyful Holiday Theme
December 15, 2005
If Dante were rewriting Inferno which of these should be included in a Circle of Hell:
a) Having a spouse who smokes and tries to quit smoking at least twice a year, thereby making the rest of us walk around on eggshell for two weeks while he is all cranky and irritable, only to start smoking again a short time later, which makes it extremely difficult to be supportive the next time and causes some people, who shall remain nameless for their own protection, to say things like, “You might be healthier, but I am going to have to kill you. Therefore quitting really is a lose-lose proposition.”
b) Having the aforementioned spouse decide that two weeks before Christmas is the perfect time to try to quit smoking AGAIN.
c)Holding a beautiful bottle of wine in your hands that is begging you to drink it, only being unable to find the bottle opener.
d) All of the above.
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