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Sing Along

Sing Along

December 22, 2005

Three Days Before Christmas and I have on my mind:

12 snowy boot prints
11 loads of laundry
10 dozen cookies
9 pounds I’m gaining
8 beds to make up
7 bratty children
6 hours of wrapping
5 dirrrrrr-ty bathrooms
4 pies to bake
3 crumb filled couches
2 bottles of wine

and I wonder where I can buy coal.*

*(both for the kids and myself)

Posted by Chris @ 1:26 pm  

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  1. Becky says:

    Wow, thats alot on your plate! nice to know Im not the only one feeling a little stressed and grouchy. Hang in there. A few more days and christmas will be over and we can stop stressing about the holiday and start stressing on how to get our kids to share/pick up/put down their new toys.

  2. novaks8 says:

    To quote a popular song…
    Welcome to my Life

    Well, except for I only have 6 bratty kids and 3 bathrooms.

  3. Cindy says:

    I grinned through the first four lines, snickered through the next four, giggled through the following three and finished the last with a resounding, “YES! That’s what I need, too!”

    I love your blog, Chris. It’s one of the best stress-relieving sites on the Web.

  4. Paisley says:

    …and I was afraid to brave the crowds at Target to find stocking stuffers…

    Love your blog. It’s a must for me.

  5. tammie says:

    I was wondering when you would come up with some sort of poem or sing along this season!! I was actually singing these phrases to the song. :)

  6. Navhelowife says:

    Coal’s too pricey - go for the reindeer poop. That’s my threat this year.

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