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And Then The Threats Fail

And Then The Threats Fail

December 23, 2005

Driving home from seeing Santa at the mall this morning my two year old daughter was throwing a screaming tantrum in the van… she wanted to shop more, much to the dismay of all the penis bearing people in our family.

I turned around in my seat and said to her, “Santa is watching you.”

She stopped screaming, looked at me, and said, “No he is not. HE NOT AT HOME! HE AT THE STORE!”

Various children piped up with theories about Mrs. Claus watching or satellite monitoring systems, but she would have none of it.

Posted by Chris @ 3:26 pm  

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  1. MamaGeph says:

    That is one bright cookie.

  2. novaks8 says:

    What do you do when your 2 year old is smarter than you?

    Please let me know if you find out.

  3. Melessa says:

    Yep! That’s one of the inherent dangers of going to see Santa. Suddenly, they are ‘off the hook’ about all that not shouting, crying, or pouting nonsense and they aren’t afraid to tell you so.

  4. Flutter says:

    She is going to give you a run for your money! She is too smart!

  5. Anonymous says:

    Forget about the other kids, this one is going to put you in an early grave! :)

  6. Angi says:

    Merry Christmas!!!!!