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Senior Citizens In Training

Senior Citizens In Training

January 22, 2006

“What was that? Did you just fart?”

“Don’t worry, it doesn’t smell.”

“You know what they say about skunks… they don’t smell their stink either.”

“And how exactly would they know that? The skunk could be walking away thinking, I just ripped a good one.”

*****

“Between your “smell-less” farts and aching joints, and my capped teeth and weekly pill container, we are ready to hang with the geriatric set. Now we just need to learn to play Canasta”

“And move to Florida, which doesn’t sound half bad right about now.”

Posted by Chris @ 10:07 pm  

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  1. Meg says:

    What?!? I love my pill container. We have (and use) a pill cutter, too. But I’m afraid my farts stink…where does this place me on the “old person” spectrum?

  2. InterstellarLass says:

    I am a really good burper. Perhaps we should start a band…

  3. Anonymous says:

    hey! canasta’s not that hard to learn, and it’s kinda fun too! ;)