February 15, 2006
To my 14 month old son,
I am sorry that I appeared overly excited about you sleeping through the night a few days ago. I deeply regret writing about it and appearing to be thrilled about spending less time with you during the middle of the night. That is not the case.
How could I ever not want to spend quality time with you, in the dark, while the rest of the eastern seaboard is sound asleep? I so enjoy your company that I am completely willing to sacrifice my precious few hours of sleep and the tenuous grasp I have on my sanity in order to be awake with you.
Now can you please stop waking up every hour on the hour ALL NIGHT long to show me the error of my ways. Please.
I hope this apology is sufficient. If not tell me what additional penance I must do to win your favor, preferably during daylight hours.
Your very sleep deprived mother
PS- Before you think of disregarding this apology and making a habit of the night waking, I want to remind you that I have a crib and an attic, and I am not afraid to use them.
PSS- Yes I realize that it is cold in the attic and that I would be very cramped in that small crib, don’t make me do it.
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