Quote of the day

June 21, 2006

We arrive at the beach where there are some children who are building what appears to be a castle with a moat around it in the sand.

“What are you doing?” my 7 yr old asks.

“I’m making a dam.” one of the children replies.

“A damn what?” asks my 5 yr old.

The other child looks at him, confused.

“Ooooooh, I get it. you are making a damn castle! Can I help?”

Scary sand monster

Like chubby thighs, some things are only cute on toddlers

some things are only cute on toddlers

the beach set can be found here.

Posted by Chris @ 4:59 am  

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  1. KA says:

    Thanks for a great laugh this morning. I just love that story.

  2. Wicked Stepmom says:

    LOL! Whoops!

  3. Nicola says:

    LOL - good one.

  4. Carola says:

    Fantastic!

  5. moe says:

    My 2yo days Damma instead of Grandma. So one day as she arrive he was outrside yelling “DAMMA, DAMMA, DAMMA!” The neighbours think I teach him to swear.

  6. Kristina says:

    Oh my heck! That is so, so funny!

  7. Katie says:

    Ha! My kids say “damnit.” Because well, I do. My husband says “Jesus Christ!” and then gets mad at the kids when they repeat it. I just laugh cause I’m evil like that.

  8. Wendy says:

    You (and your kids) never fail to make me laugh! :-) Thanks.

  9. Kristen says:

    LOL. We were recently visiting a lake and explained the concept of a dam to our four-year-old, who started (innocently, believe it or not) exclaiming, “WOW, I really see a whole lot of dam water!”

  10. Saucy Momma says:

    That’s pretty dam funny!

  11. Mary says:

    That story me up. What a riot!

  12. InterstellarLass says:

    HA! A future plumber in the making! How cute!

  13. kristin says:

    Nooooo!!! That is too damn funny!

  14. CaliforniaGrammy says:

    Too cute and so damn funny! Thanks for your daily humor, Chris. My husband and I both look forward to reading your blog.

  15. Miss Peach says:

    That’s hysterical! The beach looks like a ton of fun, by the way!

  16. Karin says:

    You are wonderfully funny, and what a cute tushie.

  17. Amy says:

    So, so funny! Future plumber, perhaps?

  18. nabbalicious says:

    Ha! Your kids are hilarious!

  19. cheeriobutt says:

    That would be a great joke! Soo funny! We used to love to visit Dams as a kid because then we could say all kinds of things with the word dam in it and not get in trouble! Ha! I loved this post. You are truly a great writer!

  20. the Smocklady says:

    I love baby butt crack.

  21. jen says:

    I found your blog through House In Progress, and I can’t stop reading–I’ve gone all the way back to the beginning, and I’m working my way forward. I can’t get over how similarly we think! I’ve been laughing out loud to see some of my own gripes and celebrations written down by someone else–it’s freaky! I have three boys (ages 5, 3 and 2), and we’re thinking about the next one. I’ll keep tuning in for a preview of what lies ahead. Your family is beautiful!

  22. Marie in St Paul says:

    When our 9 year old daughter was younger (about 7 or so), she would refer to my mother-in-law and father-in-law as “grandpa and grandpa”. We never bothered to correct our Little Miss Malaprop - it’s too entertaining to just let her talk.

  23. peepnroosmom says:

    Looks like you and your kids had a whole lot of fun at the beach. Love the plumber crack.

  24. Heather says:

    Ok I am sure you’ve heard this, but here goes: I went to the dam to get some dam water, the dam man said I couldnt have any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water!

    I have remembered this since the first time I heard it. I was 9 years old!

  25. nessia the groovy_mommy says:

    LOL!

    Best quote so far…

  26. peek317537 says:

    You know, kids are the only ones that can pull off that look. It loses something on a hairy-assed over-weight guy (or woman for that matter). Thanks for the cuteness.

  27. kathy says:

    Now I know our boys would get along famously. I’m just worried that yours might learn “shit!” and “JEZUS CHRIST!” just a little too well.