shortly before he went home and ate two huge stinky bowls full
July 10, 2006
Rob (to 3 yr old): No, you are not buying junk from the snack bar. You have had enough snacks. Mommy is going to bring you home soon for dinner. What are you doing for dinner, by the way?
Chris: I made chili. It is cooking in the crock pot at home while we are here. I am the model of housewife efficiency.
Rob: Oh, when I stopped home before heading to the field I wondered what that stink was in the house.
Rob: I looked around the kitchen to see if the garbage needed to be taken out or something. I couldn’t figure it out.
Chris: Couldn’t figure out the stink?
Rob: No. But now I know. I feel better.
Chris: That’s funny, because I don’t.
Chris: In what world is stink a compliment?
Rob: What should I have said?
Chris: I don’t know, but any word other than stink would have to be an improvement.
Rob: I meant it in a good way, honestly.
Chris: Asshole. And I mean that in a good way, honestly.
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