and they will dip you in a flea bath, too
July 11, 2006
Sunday morning I looked over at my 7 yr old and saw this:
And so like a concerned, loving parent, I said, “What the hell happened to you hair?”
He said, “Nothing. What are you talking about?”
“The bald spot on the side of your head…” His big wide innocent eyes look at me like I am crazy. “What happened to your hair?”
“Nothing, mommy.” LIKE I AM CRAZY.
After a few round of going back and forth I finally said, “Well unless you want me to take you to the veterinarian under the assumption that you have mange, you will tell me what happened.”
Turns out he had something sticky in his hair. Since evidently he has never heard of shampoo or a shower, so he pulled all the sticky hair out of his head. Yes, he PLUCKED all the hair from his head.
If only I could harness this energy for good, instead of evil.
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