Quote of the day
July 13, 2006
Scene: We are driving in the car and my three year old daughter is having a tantrum because we dared to drive McDonald’s and not buy her the french fries she demanded.
“Give me my shoes! I want my shoes!” she screams
“We’ll get them for you when we get home.” I tell her in my tour guide Barbie voice.
“No! I need them now!”
“Why do you need them right now? We are in the car.” I calmly explain. Practice deep breathing through her screams.
“I WANT MY SHOES!!!”
“Sorry, sweet cheeks, I am driving. Why do you need them?” La la la practice leaving body and going to my happy place.
“Because I want to THROW THEM AT YOU!”
Oh well, in that case let me pull right over.
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