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keeping my hands to myself from now on

keeping my hands to myself from now on

July 31, 2006

I have touched and subsequently broken:

1) my hair clip, which meant that my hair is now all hanging down in my face and getting caught on the strps of my laptop case

2) the tray on my fold down tray on my first flight, which meant it kept crashing down onto my lap every time the woman in the seat moved

3) the overhead bin where I stored my carry on bag, which meant I had to climb up on my seat and smack it with my fist a few times

4) the toliet paper holder in the restroom, which meant that when I pulled on the end of the paper it broke free and rolled away under the stall

As long as I stay away from the pilot and the airplane control panel, I should be home tonight by 11:00pm

Posted by Chris @ 11:14 am  

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  1. ben says:

    If you were male I would say do NOT, whatever you do, use the restroom.

  2. Katie says:

    Stay safe and hope you are home soon uneventfully!

  3. Mir says:

    Sheesh, knock it off!

  4. kate says:

    Be safe and kiss all your babies when you get home!

  5. Maddy says:

    Margarita’s for breakfast will do that to ya.

  6. my 2 cents says:

    My goodness. I hope your computer holds up okay.

    Hope you arrive home safely!

  7. Y says:

    Dear You,

    It was so nice to finally meet you after all of our hilarious chats online. I’m just sorry we didn’t spend more time together.