don’t throw any water on me today
November 4, 2006
One of the kids brings me the telephone.
“Hi. Are you busy? He said you were in the bathroom with Rob?”
“Oh, I was just helping him.”
“Not his plumbing. The house plumbing. Sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter.”
I never really wear these shoes because they are a smidge too small. But I got them on clearance at TJMaxx for $3. Yes, $3! How could I NOT buy them?
Rob says that it isn’t a bargain if you spend money on something that you don’t use. But clearly he just doesn’t get it.
Maybe one day my feet will shrink, it could totally happen, right? Or maybe my daughter will grow into them and want to dress as a witch for Halloween. Or maybe I’ll be confined to a wheelchair for a period of time and my shoes would be merely decorative accessories.
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