all i want for Christmas
December 14, 2006
I am totally getting my assed kicked. KICKED I tell you.
It probably doesn’t help that I have forgotten to vote for myself. And that when I called my husband to remind him, he had forgotten also. (Let’s pretend that I am only losing by two votes, okay?)
“We suck at this, don’t we?”
“Yeah. But that’s because it’s dumb.”
“You’re right. But you know I hate losing. I hate it. It make me want to go all Tonya Harding on everyone”
“Honey I hate to break it to you, but there is no coming back.”
And so it is. And once again the realization that life is STILL like junior high. I will not be getting a weblog award for Christmas. But that’s okay because where would I keep it? It would just be one more tsotshke to dust ayway.* There are much more exciting things I am getting for Christmas.
Like a new vacuum.
And a front end alignment of my big van.
And a new waffle maker.
Maybe I should just throw a root canal in there, you know to spice things up a bit.
(* what? you mean there isn’t an actual solid gold award? no million dollar prize? no record contract? I just get to keep that little icon over there on my sidebar? Hmmmm. In that case, bring on the waffle maker.)
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