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Ransom note

Ransom note

December 18, 2006

Found taped to my 6 yr old’s bedroom door.

Ransom note

“First I have to be good all year and now five dollars ?! Can’t a kid get a break around here?”

Posted by Chris @ 11:57 pm  

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  1. Amy says:



  2. Allanna says:

    *lol* That is GREAT.
    (Now, who could have written that??)

    Is it bad that I wish my kiddos were older so I could pull this on them? :P

  3. InterstellarLass says:

    Oh dear! And I thought it was rough explaining that Santa didn’t want milk…he wanted a beer!

  4. Jennifer says:

    That is fantastic! I love it.

  5. Sara says:

    Please adopt me. I want to come live at your house.

  6. Tuesday says:


  7. Cathy C says:

    That is AWESOME!!!!!

  8. Jess says:

    LMAO oh that is too funny.

  9. cassie-b says:

    Does anyone need a loan of $5.00?


  10. Nicki says:

    Your house must be a hoot to live at!! How did the 6 yr old react?

  11. Karly says:

    So did he pay up?

  12. Erika says:

    Nice one. score a point for momma!

  13. Playdate Susan says:

    Tell him he’s lucky–the Baby Jesus goes for waaaay more than five dollars.

  14. Cassie says:

    Hahaaa. Thats fabulous!

  15. Kate says:

    That is hysterical!

  16. bgirl says:

    Stop it, I just pee’d a little.

  17. nabbalicious says:

    Hahaha, nice work!

  18. Chris says:

    Just to clear it up, I didn’t write the ransom note, one of my older children did.

    None of them will own up it, but based solely on the spelling errors I would guess the nine year old, though I wouldn’t put it past my 12 yr old to misspell words on purpose, especially since he keeps telling his younger brother that he should leave out $5– JUST IN CASE.

  19. Mormon Mommy Wars » Poor Santa says:

    [...] He’s being held for ransom. [...]

  20. Jonathon says:

    That is totally awesome. How did it go down?

  21. jody2ms says:

    That is too dang funny.

    Poor Santa. I hope no torture is involved.

  22. Chris says:


    I like your kids…

  23. Finelly says:

    Gotta love the creativity!

  24. Heather B. says:

    This would have been helpful like 12 or so years ago. Damn.

  25. Meg says:

    Wow, I need to kidnap Santa. I could use $5.

  26. Jodi says:

    LOL! Leave out the five and watch to see who goes for it. :)

  27. peepnroosmom says:

    You’ve got one smart kid.

  28. Pete Aldin says:

    Will this work for me if I grab one of those Santas out in the stores?