Ransom note
December 18, 2006
Found taped to my 6 yr old’s bedroom door.
“First I have to be good all year and now five dollars ?! Can’t a kid get a break around here?”
Posted by Chris @ 11:57 pm
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LOLOLOLOL!
Amy
December 19th, 2006 at 12:39 am*lol* That is GREAT.
(Now, who could have written that??)
Is it bad that I wish my kiddos were older so I could pull this on them?
December 19th, 2006 at 1:50 amOh dear! And I thought it was rough explaining that Santa didn’t want milk…he wanted a beer!
December 19th, 2006 at 2:00 amThat is fantastic! I love it.
December 19th, 2006 at 4:58 amPlease adopt me. I want to come live at your house.
December 19th, 2006 at 8:37 amhysterical!
December 19th, 2006 at 9:06 amThat is AWESOME!!!!!
December 19th, 2006 at 9:24 amLMAO oh that is too funny.
December 19th, 2006 at 9:36 amDoes anyone need a loan of $5.00?
Cas
December 19th, 2006 at 10:03 amFunny!
Your house must be a hoot to live at!! How did the 6 yr old react?
December 19th, 2006 at 10:08 amSo did he pay up?
December 19th, 2006 at 10:25 amNice one. score a point for momma!
December 19th, 2006 at 10:37 amTell him he’s lucky–the Baby Jesus goes for waaaay more than five dollars.
December 19th, 2006 at 10:52 amHahaaa. Thats fabulous!
December 19th, 2006 at 11:35 amThat is hysterical!
December 19th, 2006 at 11:36 amStop it, I just pee’d a little.
December 19th, 2006 at 11:57 amHahaha, nice work!
December 19th, 2006 at 12:02 pmJust to clear it up, I didn’t write the ransom note, one of my older children did.
None of them will own up it, but based solely on the spelling errors I would guess the nine year old, though I wouldn’t put it past my 12 yr old to misspell words on purpose, especially since he keeps telling his younger brother that he should leave out $5– JUST IN CASE.
December 19th, 2006 at 12:27 pm[...] He’s being held for ransom. [...]
December 19th, 2006 at 12:30 pmThat is totally awesome. How did it go down?
December 19th, 2006 at 12:34 pmThat is too dang funny.
Poor Santa. I hope no torture is involved.
December 19th, 2006 at 1:32 pmehehehe…
I like your kids…
December 19th, 2006 at 1:48 pmGotta love the creativity!
December 19th, 2006 at 2:00 pmThis would have been helpful like 12 or so years ago. Damn.
December 19th, 2006 at 2:35 pmWow, I need to kidnap Santa. I could use $5.
December 19th, 2006 at 3:41 pmLOL! Leave out the five and watch to see who goes for it.
December 19th, 2006 at 4:10 pmYou’ve got one smart kid.
December 19th, 2006 at 6:58 pmWill this work for me if I grab one of those Santas out in the stores?
December 19th, 2006 at 9:12 pm