resolutions that never were
January 4, 2007
“I have decided that my new year resolution is to have sex every day.”
“Wouldn’t I need to make the same resolution?”
“I didn’t say it had to be with you.”
“Good luck with that.”
*****
“Okay, my resolution is to get up early every morning and have coffee with you before I leave for work at the ass crack of dawn” (Ed. note: ass crack of dawn might be my own personal interpretation)
“But that won’t jive with my resolution to sleep in every morning. Maybe the person you are having all that sex with will want to have coffee with you.”
*****
“I resolve to eat healthy and exercise…”
“Maybe you should start smaller.”
“… for a whole day!”
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Onces again, and not surpisingly…absolutely hilarious!
January 4th, 2007 at 11:12 amHA Ha! Nice conversation
I came across your blog a few weeks ago, but I hadn’t commented yet. A question: how do you decide which posts go on which blog?
I have enjoyed reading through your posts.
January 4th, 2007 at 11:13 amLove the resolutions!
January 4th, 2007 at 11:15 ama whole day? I’m thinking five minutes. Then, I’m justified in the three beers I plan to have with lunch.
January 4th, 2007 at 11:29 amSo your guy’s getting on the right track. I actually resolved to have sex with my husband weekly (poor, deprived soul) one year. That didn’t happen even the 1st week.
My resolution now (working on it as we speak), is that I ONLY blog or read blogs while on my treadmill. So far so good. I think it will take a month for the carpal tunnel syndrome to set in.
But hey! Tracking my progress on my blog, I lost 1.2 lbs in less than 3 days. Is that indicative of a blogging addiction?
January 4th, 2007 at 2:48 pmA great conversation!
January 4th, 2007 at 5:25 pmROTFL…. glad to see you and your dh have conversations much like Coffeehusband and I do. *wink*
January 4th, 2007 at 5:36 pmThose conversations made me laugh far too much.
January 4th, 2007 at 6:25 pmI say buttcrack of dawn, FWIW.
I like yours better.
January 4th, 2007 at 7:30 pmSex? Sleeping in? What are these things you speak of?
January 4th, 2007 at 11:50 pmWe do the morning coffee thingie. Not at the ass crack of dawn though. I am usually the last one he wakes up…”will you make me some espresso?”
January 5th, 2007 at 11:41 amHahaha. Love those conversations.
January 5th, 2007 at 1:13 pmMy husband, who is in the Navy, resolved to have sex with me 400 times this year. Never mind that there’s oly 365 days in a year and he’ll be out at sea for 9 months. Do you know how many times I’d have to submit in a day just to help him achieve his goal? Can you hear the work whistle?! Why should I be punished for him to achieve his goals?
January 5th, 2007 at 1:36 pmI think it is lovely that after all the years you’ve been married your husband still thinks that his best new year resolution is to have sex with you every night. Or have coffee with you every morning. In a way I think it is very romantic…I am guessing many (MANY) other husbands are hoping for exactly the opposite.
January 5th, 2007 at 1:49 pmAnd my resolution was about cooking.
Cas
January 5th, 2007 at 2:03 pmhow boring.
My husband makes that first one every year. And every year it lasts for about a day.
Great resolutions!
January 5th, 2007 at 4:30 pm#1 totally sounds like something my DH would say. Totally.
January 5th, 2007 at 5:58 pmMy kids have made a resolution to never allow mom and dad even a moment of “alone” time.
Evar.
January 5th, 2007 at 6:06 pmMy husband made the same resolution! He’s broken it already though. (the first one, not the coffee one)
January 5th, 2007 at 9:23 pmLOL!!! I love it! The sex one sounds like a resolution my husband would love to have.
I love reading your blogs!
January 6th, 2007 at 7:15 pmYou are fun-nee!
January 7th, 2007 at 1:19 amWe dont have resolutions. In fact, I think that *was* a resolution once: not to have resolutions. The only one I ever kept….
January 7th, 2007 at 4:30 pmI love this. I thought the blond hunk and I were the only ones who had conversations like this. BTW, Tag. You’re it.
January 8th, 2007 at 1:31 amI used to say buttcrack of dawn but it that is the name of my DHs ex-wife so now it has really icky connotations!
January 8th, 2007 at 10:10 amLove it!
January 8th, 2007 at 4:13 pmI can only hope it was you making that resolution…
January 8th, 2007 at 7:25 pmEerily similar to my husband’s resolutions. Except I think he was shooting for weekly sex. Dream ON.
Wait, you have another blog? Heading there NOW…
January 8th, 2007 at 11:23 pmHi, I was sent the link to here from another large family Mummy. I have enjoyed reading your posts and can relate so very well to many conversations and situations that happen with your family.
Thank-you for giving me a laugh today as I read this post, I told my husband and he was curious as to why I laughed as “that’s a great resolution”
January 9th, 2007 at 2:16 amhaha, that’s hilarious.
good luck!
January 10th, 2007 at 10:34 pm