Dear Ann Taylor,
March 14, 2007
This afternoon I was perusing your store online, which is what I do instead of doing any of the hundred constructive things I could be doing. Also because I need some new clothes to go with my new shoes.
I have always loved your store because it isn’t trendy and the clothing is well made. It covered the bits it is supposed to cover and lasts forever. I never come across something that made me gasp in horror or laugh out loud.
So imagine my surprise when I came across this:
I don’t understand this item of clothing. Is it a jacket? Is it to draw attention to mid-sections and highlight the muffin top? Are muffin tops the shoulder pads of this year? Because I could get behind a fashion trend that emphasizes muffin tops and large asses.
Though this “jacket” in particular looks uncomfortable even on the rail thin model. I am feeling constricted just looking at this photo.
And then I saw this:
I am sorry. If you keep this up we may have to break up.
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