Lessons for being a perfect mother: ignore your offspring
June 7, 2007
Scene: 4 and 2 yr olds running through the room giggling. How nice they are finally playing a game together that is making them both happy.
The Mother Person: What fun you are having! What are you playing?
The 4 yr old: We are playing the scissor game!!!
The Mother Person looks up to see the 4 and 2 yr old chasing each other holding scissors out in front of them, pointy side facing out, opening and shutting them, while screaming at each other “I’m gonna get you!”
Disclaimer: This is meant for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Meaning, I will deny it to the death.
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