June 30, 2007
Coming on the pro tour near you soon.
12 holes of mini golf would have been the perfect amount. The last 6 completely frayed my nerves. The constant, “Step away from the person hitting!” “Look for people around you before you swing!” “No HIGH STICKING!” “***%$###” “Stop twirling!” “Get out of the water hazard! It is not for refreshing yourself!”
By the 18th hole I felt like a total bitch of a mother. Not that they seemed to notice. Or even listened to a thing I said.
Then I bought their love with ice cream.
Just doing our part to keep the ice cream industry alive.
They are already asking when they can go back, so I guess I didn’t scar them too much.
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