July 30, 2007
How did I sustain this eye injury in Chicago:
a) I was hit in the eye when SJ threw a big pink dildo at my head. (It was in a schwag bag that we got at one of the panels lest you think she brought it from home)
b) I was attacked by the Pay Per Post people who stabbed me in the eye with one of their huge pens
c) I hit myself in the eye with my name badge when I tried to take it off
d) Brawl with the hotel when I found out my bar tab
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