Also
November 21, 2007
After tomorrow I will give thanks for not having to listen to that godforsaken Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song for another year.
Also why is it that I never even heard the “my brother likes to masturbate with baby oil” lyric until today when my 8 year old, after listening to the song for the 25th time in the car today, asked what does masturcate mean. And I immediately lied and said, “Masticate. It means chew.”
What’s one more thing for the therapy couch at this point.
Posted by Chris @ 7:35 pm
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What does that song say? I guess I’ll have to listen a little closer next time. Hopefully next year.
November 21st, 2007 at 8:13 pmWell at least he didn’t ask about this line…
November 21st, 2007 at 8:16 pm“cant believe Tyson gave that girl VD”
Good thing you have a vocabulary that is exstensive enough to come up with Masticate quickly. Good thing you had your wits about you to remember the word masticate. I would need a cup of coffee and about a minute to figure it out.
Thanksgiving song is now band from my house and car.
November 21st, 2007 at 8:33 pmCripes! I never knew that! I had to go pull it up on youtube.
November 21st, 2007 at 8:37 pmWhat Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song? I’m hopelessly out of it - we still listen to Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant” on Thanksgiving. “You can get anything you want….”
November 21st, 2007 at 8:51 pmI’m in the Alice’s Restaurant camp too. Glad I missed Adam’s song.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:00 pmNow, what’s up with you not being listed in top blog sites any longer? I used to find you there.
Cripes. At this point I’d have to look up both MASTURBATE and MASTICATE. And it’s not even the tryptophan. Or the wine, sadly.
Happy Thanksgiving, love.
November 21st, 2007 at 9:08 pmI hate that song and I think there are multiple versions to that horrible song.
November 21st, 2007 at 10:14 pmThose of us who don’t think so quickly and also have poor vocabularies would not have handled that as well.
November 21st, 2007 at 11:07 pmEeek! I’ve heard that song at least 10 times so far THIS YEAR and have never heard that particular line ! Glad you’re such a quick thinker!
November 21st, 2007 at 11:20 pmah, we listen to the pickle song from arlo. Its my husband’s fav.
November 21st, 2007 at 11:20 pmI’m impressed with your quick wit !
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:14 amHappy Thanksgiving
Good thing you are fast on your feet.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you can eat something today.
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:01 amOh wow, that’s not cool. I’ve never payed close enough attention, so thanks for the heads up. Not that my kids would even notice, but still.
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:31 amyou crack me up!
November 22nd, 2007 at 7:58 amDon’t know how (maybe just not getting to hear MY radio stations lately), but I’ve managed to avoid that tune this year! Now there’s something to be thankful for.
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:07 amWow…I’ll have to store that in my memory in case I need it someday! Happy Thanksgiving!
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:10 amHappy happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your salad! I’m not sure what all allergies you have but maybe you could grill some turkey breast and cut it in strips and throw it on lettuce with some cranberries. You could call it Thanksgiving Salad.
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:36 amWe heard the song for the first time today…. same line made me change the channel. Hello!
November 22nd, 2007 at 11:38 pmWOW. Masticate. You are SHARP. You clearly have as many kids as you have. Only a Mom is that quick and clever. (And I, weirdly, only heard the song once this year. And it didn’t have that line in it. But had stuff in it I’d never heard. They must play a new version every year.)
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:17 pm