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November 21, 2007

After tomorrow I will give thanks for not having to listen to that godforsaken Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song for another year.

Also why is it that I never even heard the “my brother likes to masturbate with baby oil” lyric until today when my 8 year old, after listening to the song for the 25th time in the car today, asked what does masturcate mean. And I immediately lied and said, “Masticate. It means chew.”

What’s one more thing for the therapy couch at this point.

Posted by Chris @ 7:35 pm  

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  1. peepnroosmom says:

    What does that song say? I guess I’ll have to listen a little closer next time. Hopefully next year.

  2. Mandy says:

    Well at least he didn’t ask about this line…
    “cant believe Tyson gave that girl VD”

  3. Love my sailor says:

    Good thing you have a vocabulary that is exstensive enough to come up with Masticate quickly. Good thing you had your wits about you to remember the word masticate. I would need a cup of coffee and about a minute to figure it out.

    Thanksgiving song is now band from my house and car.

  4. Deputy's Wife says:

    Cripes! I never knew that! I had to go pull it up on youtube.

  5. Karen Vogel says:

    What Adam Sandler Thanksgiving song? I’m hopelessly out of it - we still listen to Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant” on Thanksgiving. “You can get anything you want….”

  6. MamaLady says:

    I’m in the Alice’s Restaurant camp too. Glad I missed Adam’s song.
    Now, what’s up with you not being listed in top blog sites any longer? I used to find you there.

  7. kris says:

    Cripes. At this point I’d have to look up both MASTURBATE and MASTICATE. And it’s not even the tryptophan. Or the wine, sadly.

    Happy Thanksgiving, love.

  8. kate says:

    I hate that song and I think there are multiple versions to that horrible song.

  9. She Likes Purple says:

    Those of us who don’t think so quickly and also have poor vocabularies would not have handled that as well.

  10. Kelly says:

    Eeek! I’ve heard that song at least 10 times so far THIS YEAR and have never heard that particular line ! Glad you’re such a quick thinker!

  11. pickel says:

    ah, we listen to the pickle song from arlo. Its my husband’s fav.

  12. Dot says:

    I’m impressed with your quick wit !
    Happy Thanksgiving

  13. Jennifer says:

    Good thing you are fast on your feet.

    Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you can eat something today.

  14. Nicki says:

    Oh wow, that’s not cool. I’ve never payed close enough attention, so thanks for the heads up. Not that my kids would even notice, but still.

  15. Anitz says:

    you crack me up!

  16. Brigitte says:

    Don’t know how (maybe just not getting to hear MY radio stations lately), but I’ve managed to avoid that tune this year! Now there’s something to be thankful for.

  17. Amy says:

    Wow…I’ll have to store that in my memory in case I need it someday! Happy Thanksgiving!

  18. Fold My Laundry Please says:

    Happy happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your salad! I’m not sure what all allergies you have but maybe you could grill some turkey breast and cut it in strips and throw it on lettuce with some cranberries. You could call it Thanksgiving Salad.

  19. Grim Reality Girl says:

    We heard the song for the first time today…. same line made me change the channel. Hello!

  20. Matt says:

    WOW. Masticate. You are SHARP. You clearly have as many kids as you have. Only a Mom is that quick and clever. (And I, weirdly, only heard the song once this year. And it didn’t have that line in it. But had stuff in it I’d never heard. They must play a new version every year.)