I have found the perfect Christmas present
December 18, 2007
I want it with all the modifications, please.
Thank you Santa.
See it here.
Honestly, I have not laughed at a blog post this hard in a very, very long time.
Hat tip to Jeanne, my sister in old home renovating, snow hating, tool belt wearing. Note our houses are old. We are not. In spite of what our recent conversations would lead an eavesdropper to believe.
Posted by Chris @ 5:19 pm
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wow i want one too!
December 18th, 2007 at 5:38 pmwhat a hoot!!
December 18th, 2007 at 6:19 pmMy husband could help yall with that flame thrower installation.
That IS funny.
December 18th, 2007 at 7:19 pmSanta…double that order. Send one to Me too!
December 18th, 2007 at 7:42 pmThat’s a great idea, so long as you avoid stairs. Maybe not the best gift for us townhouse dwellers.
December 18th, 2007 at 9:17 pmSo there’s something wrong with me if I think it’s OK to read blogs for five hours a day?
December 18th, 2007 at 10:37 pmDoes it really come with a singing frog AND vibrating seat?
I want one!
Oh, my gawd! I was giggling so loudly just now my son just asked me “What’s your problem?”. I need one with the “mommy disguise”, very funny!
December 19th, 2007 at 12:53 amOh.my.
And today’s post over there? Tossed Salad?! Ewwwwwwwwww
December 19th, 2007 at 10:59 amI was sold on the cookie warming pocket. EVERYTHING should have its own cookie warming pocket.
December 19th, 2007 at 11:03 amWhere’s the cupholder? Is there a cupholder? No cupholder??
December 19th, 2007 at 11:14 amHee! I was wondering why I was suddenly getting so much traffic on that post.
Glad I could make you giggle. It’s about time I returned the favor.
December 19th, 2007 at 11:40 amSeriously, if I could have found a price for this anywhere, I would have ordered it immediately. I think this is brilliant - even without the flame thrower and robot.
December 19th, 2007 at 11:41 amThank you for pointing me towards this. Although I did make the mistake of reading it at work and making everyone wonder if the mad giggling and snorting meant I’d finally cracked. Someday I will remember to stop reading blogs at work…
December 19th, 2007 at 12:09 pmCan’t…*snort*…stop…*giggle*…laughing!!!
December 19th, 2007 at 2:17 pm