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I have found the perfect Christmas present

I have found the perfect Christmas present

December 18, 2007

I want it with all the modifications, please.

Thank you Santa.

See it here.

Honestly, I have not laughed at a blog post this hard in a very, very long time.

Hat tip to Jeanne, my sister in old home renovating, snow hating, tool belt wearing. Note our houses are old. We are not. In spite of what our recent conversations would lead an eavesdropper to believe.

Posted by Chris @ 5:19 pm  

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  1. fidget says:

    wow i want one too!

  2. kalisah says:

    what a hoot!!

  3. Sleeping Mommy says:

    My husband could help yall with that flame thrower installation.

    That IS funny.

  4. Christy says:

    Santa…double that order. Send one to Me too!

  5. Karen Vogel says:

    That’s a great idea, so long as you avoid stairs. Maybe not the best gift for us townhouse dwellers.

  6. peepnroosmom says:

    So there’s something wrong with me if I think it’s OK to read blogs for five hours a day?
    Does it really come with a singing frog AND vibrating seat?
    I want one!

  7. Lizzy in the Burbs says:

    Oh, my gawd! I was giggling so loudly just now my son just asked me “What’s your problem?”. I need one with the “mommy disguise”, very funny!

  8. OMSH says:


    And today’s post over there? Tossed Salad?! Ewwwwwwwwww

  9. Jen says:

    I was sold on the cookie warming pocket. EVERYTHING should have its own cookie warming pocket.

  10. Claudette says:

    Where’s the cupholder? Is there a cupholder? No cupholder??

  11. Jenny says:

    Hee! I was wondering why I was suddenly getting so much traffic on that post.

    Glad I could make you giggle. It’s about time I returned the favor.

  12. hokgardner says:

    Seriously, if I could have found a price for this anywhere, I would have ordered it immediately. I think this is brilliant - even without the flame thrower and robot.

  13. Anarchy in the OK says:

    Thank you for pointing me towards this. Although I did make the mistake of reading it at work and making everyone wonder if the mad giggling and snorting meant I’d finally cracked. Someday I will remember to stop reading blogs at work…

  14. Headless Mom says: