Give In To The Peer Pressure
February 19, 2008
Miles will share with you. Whether or not you actually want to be shared with is beside the point.
“Here I have this chip I dipped in the hummus, licked off, and then redipped in the hummus. You want to eat it.”
The older brother protests. Leaning back as far as he can away from the offending chip.
Miles says, “I’ll show you. Just open your mouth like this.”
“Just open your mouth!”
Protests are futile. I am a three year old who will not be deterred. Your mother will not save you, she is too busy with her camera.
Everyone else chants, “EAT IT! EAT IT!” There may have even been banging on the table with fists for emphasis.
He is now ready for dorm life.
Or Fear Factor.
Or maybe another chip from Miles, the Great Sharer.
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