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Out of Context

Out of Context

April 5, 2008

“You know, you would think that after awhile you would get smart and ask for your money up front.”

“Or maybe stop being a hooker.”

Posted by Chris @ 9:39 am  

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  1. SoMo says:

    I thought every working girl knew that.

  2. Lisa V says:

    A life lesson we can all use.

  3. Sharon says:

    I think I need more information…

  4. suburbancorrespondent says:

    Well, I’m out of it. What the heck are we talking about?

  5. Kelsey says:

    hahah! Things take on all new meanings when they are out of context!

  6. Earl says:

    On the other hand, maybe one isn’t if one doesn’t…….

  7. Headless Mom says:

    Would love the context! My mind is racing, and probably not in the right direction. ;-)

  8. Erika says:


  9. Anna says:

    Heh. Truer words were never spoken.

  10. amy says:

    That works for SO MANY conversations!! too funny~

  11. Ladybug Crossing says:


  12. n.b. says:

    I don’t get it…it’s sure true, but what’s the joke? Sorry to be so dense.

  13. Carolynn from Western Australia says:

    My mind is alo racing and I’m sure it is also in the wrong direction. What are we talking about here???

    Carolynn xxx :-)

  14. Dani says:

    I was mortified at the thought of your boys having that conversation. Then I remembered you were away. And started breathing again. :)

  15. jane says:

    Love it! And scarily, had a conversation with a remarkably similar couple of sentences in it a while back…

  16. Shannon says:

    Exactly what context is this from?

    Sounds like something my little brother would say.

  17. Carol says:

    I am so pleased that I found your blog. I’ve never encountered a blog that has made me laugh so much.

  18. Heather B. says:

    “But what about the BATH?!”

  19. jenB says:

    or wear some underpants