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At Least I Have Friends To Laugh With

At Least I Have Friends To Laugh With

May 23, 2008

“What test do you have to do?”

“Oh my god… 24 urine test. Listen… The doctor will give you a gallon collection jug, …blah blah blah… collect the urine for the next 24 hours …blah blah… The directions usually tell you to refrigerate the jug.”

“I have to do a 72 HOUR one. That’s a lot of pee”

“Dude, we have to chill our pee!!”

“I think I might need another fridge. One that does not contain food I am planning on eating.”

“I KNOW.”

“You left out the part about CARRYING IT TO A LAB.”

“WE HAS TO CARRY A JUG O’PEE”

“I wish we lived closer together so we could do it together. “Hi! Here we are with our big jugs of urine.”

“I know. well, the only way to do that is to be like ‘I DON’T EVEN CARE’ about it.”

“Like, ‘yeah, I’m carrying a jug of my pee. JEALOUS?’

“In fact I ALWAYS just carry my pee around.”

“Like that skit on SNL where she has one leg. ‘yeah, I farted, JEALOUS?’ Or nothing like that at all, but still funny.”

“So is this what getting older is all about? One embarrassing test after another?”

“Seriously.”

Posted by Chris @ 11:17 pm  

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