In Which I Realize How Boring I Am Without All My Children

August 27, 2009

We walked into the house this morning. Miles let out a big deep sigh.

No one is here. It’s just me and you.

Yup, day three and the novelty of being home all alone with me has worn off.

This is so booooorrrrrrring.

I may have to do that thing… what is it callled? Play?

*****

My daughter has already come home with a party invitation. For this weekend. Doesn’t that seem like awfully short notice? I wonder if it would be okay to give the child some leftover spiral notebooks and book covers, because the very idea of having to step into a store and purchase ONE MORE THING might kill me.

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This is what morning of Day Three of school looks like. It is decidedly less chipper and more cranky. Yes, my child is resting his head on his cereal bowl. But at least he has on clothes today.

I know everyone reading is probably like, WE GET IT, YOUR KIDS GO TO SCHOOL NOW. Enough with the school talk. But honestly, it is either talk about school or my continuing efforts to unpack my house. I am down to boxes that I just don’t know what to do with. They are filled with completely random items… power cords! puzzle pieces! box of tampons!

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Okay, Miles has requested that I bring him to IKEA. He wants one of those 50 cent ice cream cones or maybe a cinnamon bun, he hasn’t decided. And honestly, I can not think of any good reason to say no, other than going into a store might just kill me, an excuse that Miles refuses to believe. So off to IKEA it is. I hope I make it out alive.

Posted by Chris @ 12:37 pm  

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  1. Mert says:

    My sons always have a rough reentry into the school schedule. Every year I tell them they should start going to bed earlier to get ready for school, but they never listen. So in the space of one week they go from sleeping from 3am-2pm to 11pm to 6:30am. Sigh.

  2. beck says:

    YEA — another photo of the house! I’m going to keep calling you a tease until you finally give more up!

  3. Dianna says:

    Hey, why not go for both? That’s what I would do! And of course, that is the reason why my pant are a bit snug…

  4. Big Mama says:

    Maybe you can find a birthday present at Ikea. Sure, it might be lame but not any more lame than sending out an invitation three days before a party.

  5. Grace says:

    The first week back to school is definitely hard on kids. The schedule of getting up, being at school, and coming home to do homework each night takes a bit of getting used to for all kids. Even harder for us parents who have to deal with cranky kiddos! It’ll definitely be smoother next week.

  6. Annie says:

    Not on topic but I really like your tile. Your new house has a nice kitchen!

  7. Stephanie says:

    Maybe your daughter’s friend would like a nice, Swedish-named item from IKEA for her birthday. :)

  8. Janssen says:

    I love IKEA. Your local one was the first time I ever experienced the wonder and joy of cheap Swedish furniture.

  9. Kim says:

    Well there is a play place in most Ikea’s so leave him there for a while……then wonder over and get a Birthday gift for the party this weekend. Get Miles his snack and there you have it! a big outing for Miles and if you hang about long enough you can stretch it out until the kids get home!

    You just have to get back in the groove of school in session!

  10. dangitAnge says:

    And you can guy your daughter’s little friend something fun from there. :) Two birds with one stone…. :)

  11. Viki says:

    I hope you are at least looking for a birthday present for that party while you are at IKEA. Save yourself another store visit.

  12. Victoria says:

    Bring me back something from IKEA?

  13. Annika says:

    Maybe you can find an appropriate party gift at IKEA.

  14. embee says:

    hey, atleast you can pick up a birthday present there. maybe a $3 rug or some swedish food.

  15. Karen (from Our Deer Baby) says:

    I am happily reading all about your school since it’s my turn next week. YIKES!

    And IKEA would be great place to pick up something for that birthday party.

    Karen

  16. Jean says:

    Maybe you can find a birthday present at Ikea? Sounds like a reason to go to me. I’m sure there’s something every first grader is dying to have at Ikea.

  17. Hadley says:

    Now, the big question is: Did you buy some IKEA junk for the birthday present?

  18. Becky says:

    Your dining table only has 8 chairs.

  19. Jennifer says:

    I am declaring the same sort of moratorium on shopping. Can’t bear to spend one more penny on school supplies. I am at $500 or so in fees and supplies - and that doesn’t include any clothing or shoes I had to buy. Ugh!

  20. zunzun says:

    Get thyself out of the house to IKEA NOW! It will take the place of “play,” provide his snack and continued avoidance of your unpacked boxes…see…you both win!

  21. Aisha says:

    Just gently remind them that, had you decided to do this while still in CT, they’d have getting dressed and then LAYERING UP to do everyday for three months to look forward to. Not sure WHEN you’ll get to use this statement, but I’m sure it’ll come up. (Starting college and realizing I had to trek to class in six inches of snow and ice for two months sucked. I contemplated transferring south the entire winter.)

  22. Kim says:

    I’m curious, has anyone protested school yet? Said “I don’t wanna go anymore!!”?? I was never homeschooled, and I pretty much refused every single morning…my mom had to drag me there until, I dunno, senior year? ;)

    I’m not tired of hearing about it! I’m fascinated!

  23. Erin Christine says:

    I personally am loving the school talk! How are you handling lunches? I think you had already mentioned about them not buying because of the expense. Do they get to pack their own lunch and/or have a say as to what’s in them?

    By the way, love the eating area. The combination of the colors of the floor/walls/flowers on the table/etc. is beautiful.

  24. Carrie in Indiana says:

    Hopefully you can multitask and get the bday present at IKEA! (you’re lucky you have one in town)

  25. Jeanne says:

    I LIKE reading these posts. It’s interesting to see the changes because this is the first time you’ve all experienced this “phenomenon” of school. I hope you make it out of Ikea alive. Aren’t there usually toys in the kids section that might be an okay gift for a party? At least that would combine errands…

  26. Shauna says:

    I love hearing about how your kids are settling in to school. We all go through it - so it’s nice to commiserate - and you’re going through it with six kids at once!

    As for the birthday party, I’m guessing this is an unusual situation since the birthday falls so close to the beginning of school.

  27. tammy says:

    Today is day one for us i am anticapating their return so i can do my mom homework.

    3 down 177 to go not including vacations and holidays.

  28. Lisa says:

    Maybe you can find the birthday present at IKEA. Then you can both be happy. And for the record, I’m thoroughly enjoying these school posts. Good luck on day 4.

  29. Leeann says:

    I must be way lamer than you because I have already confessed how much I am enjoying seeing you all go through this new transition in your lives!
    And the kid with the bowl of cereal on his face… well, get used to it. LOL

    Don’t feel like the back to school stuff is boring. I think most of us are digging it!

  30. Jake says:

    Why isn’t Miles in preschool? I asked because we are debating preschool at my house right now.

    Chris says: I just sent everyone else off to school for the first time! Baby steps! Also, I am pretty sure that they cost a boatload of money that I simply do not have.

  31. Beth S says:

    ooh, craft supplies from IKEA are a perfect last minute birthday gift. Their colored pencils are AWESOME and last forever. They are thick so the lead doesn’t break (even for little hands) but sharpen very nicely and blend like expensive Prismacolors.

  32. Kate M says:

    The last few pics you’ve posted have had me awed by your ability to put together a home so quickly after a move. (While getting ready for school? How is my place so trashed?) I tried to comfort myself with the thought that there were piles of boxes still in the garage. Then you go and blow that theory out of the water :). Wow.

  33. Keyona says:

    I understand exhaustion sets in the first week. I just wrote a post about that and how my daughter has already lost her damn mind. It’s going to be a LONG year!

  34. allmycke says:

    No wonder Miles is a loose ends - he’s never before experienced your house with just the two of you at home, has he?
    My guess is, that he’ll start really enjoying it just as he is starting school…

  35. elizabethk says:

    OH, I am so not tired or bored hearing of the kids going to public school! :D That photo made me really lol…so adorable and painful at the same time. Truly describes life sometimes - the head in the cereal bowl.

    I totally have all kinds of random sh** in small (to be organised) piles, after moving home this summer. I just keep rearranging and resorting…going nuts, basically.

  36. Melissa says:

    I love these posts too!

  37. Adriana says:

    Wait… your IKEA cones cost 50 cents?? Ours are $1.
    My kids love to go to IKEA and they’re 8 & 9. In fact ‘Lunch at IKEA’ was on their list of things to do this summer.

  38. Johna says:

    I sure wish we had an Ikea closer than 3 hrs away from where I live.

    Your dining set looks just like the one I bought last fall….I think I am still missing an arm and a leg from where I had to pay for it.

  39. kalisa says:

    Having a child whose birthday is the end of August, I can tell you the party during school age is quite complicated. You’re not really in school long enough yet to meet people yet. You basically HAVE to send home invitations the first week of school. It’s challenging, so go easy on the girl with the late-summer birthday.

  40. Polly says:

    Oh how I feel your pain. My husband and I are damned and determined to get our house organized, even if it kills us. We’ve been here a year now and we’re dealing with the last of the boxes and putting things in their places. But, it will be wonderful when we’re (FINALLY!) done.
    Best wishes to you during your organization!

  41. Ryann says:

    I love hearing about your new adventures w/ school!

  42. Jes says:

    I’m not bored of reading about school! I’d love to hear how you are transitioning from home school to public though. I’d be really curious to hear if you miss the teaching/planning of everything, or if this has been a relief in some ways. Anything really that you’d like to share about the decision to switch or how it’s going would be really really interesting!

  43. kasey says:

    I really enjoy reading about your kids going to school. :) And also, I loved the pictures you took of the kids on the porch by school levels, so cute and thoughtful!

  44. Heather says:

    Good luck at Ikea, you are braver than I am.

  45. bex says:

    am so jealous you can pop over to IKEA whenever you get a hankering for meatballs. or ice cream, whatever…

  46. Shalini says:

    IKEA here had free childcare while you’re shopping in the store!

    That’s all the incentive I need to go to IKEA, that and the swedish meatballs!

  47. Shalini says:

    has… it still does :)

  48. Cincy says:

    Face it, Chris. We’re all endlessly fascinated by your family and life. (Mine’s boring–can’t speak for everyone else.) Please. Just Indulge us.

  49. Amy says:

    I love that picture!

    Why do you think I homeschool? So I have all my kids here and I don’t have to play Barbies. (Just kidding - we don’t have Barbies).

    We’re planning a trip to the zoo in a few weeks. After the public schools kids go back to school. It will be so nice to have the zoo, parks and museums to ourselves again ;)

  50. Jen says:

    Ikea when school is back is the ONLY way to go. Ikea on a Bank Holiday Monday - NOT so good. The best day for Ikea is Boxing Day in the UK - NO_ONE in their right minds would go so it is lovely and empty for us!

  51. Jen says:

    [Bank Holiday Monday = random Monday holidays in the summer that we Brits get just to give us even MORE holidays.]

  52. Dawn says:

    Kate M. made a good point. That kitchen is suspiciously tidy looking, missy. :) And also, GORGEOUS!

    Love the kid with his head in the cereal bowl. I can SO sympathize, not being a morning person.

    Anyone who doesn’t want to read about your children’s first experiences with school can click on another blog. Me, I’m enjoying it all.

  53. chrissy says:

    Don’t they have a child care area at your Ikea? I used to drop my preschooler off there for the allotted hour and sit in the cafe with a book.

  54. suburbancorrespondent says:

    I can think of worse ways to spend the day than with a pleasant 4-year-old at IKEA….

    But I’m still curious about the send-them-to-school decision - did I miss a blog post somewhere? Can you point me to it?

  55. Lynette says:

    These are my favorite posts…absolutely hysterical…and GO MARKET PANTRY cereal! Our favorite!

  56. NoMasNinos says:

    When we lived there we wanted to find a non-denominational preschool, but because of money were forced to go to a Methodist preschool. The one we chose wasn’t all intense, but it did require that the boy learn some of it’s religion once a week. It was only thirty minutes and all they did was sing songs. We figured getting a little god in him wouldn’t kill him, and wow, I loved the freedom of those 8 hours a week. I can’t say he remember any of it now.

  57. Grizzly Kitteh says:

    I’ve found myself with extra free time recently and have taken up crafts. Perhaps you can put the youngster to work? I’ve been soldering electroluminescent wire, embedding things in hard resin, and creating medieval armor out of pop-can tabs. I know those all sound a little too grown-up for someone not even in kindergarten yet, but just think, you have the next 9 months to entertain him until his elder siblings will be around to entertain him again ;)

  58. Paula says:

    good god… it is REALLY dark where you live… or is it just me?

  59. Julie says:

    look at how many moms suggested getting that last minute birthday present at Ikea! GMTA!

    I have one left in school–he is a senior, doesn’t have a first period class, and his 7th period is study hall. Can’t get any better than that–oh, except for ME–first year I don’t have to get up and get out to drive hiim to school!!!! I deserve a vacation after all those years of TORTURE!!!
    Love,
    julie

  60. Marci says:

    I love reading about the kids going to school for the first time. Managing all the kids’ schedules and homework takes a lot of effort. Enjoy the down-time while you can…

  61. Bonna says:

    Um - pardon me for being a Negative Nelly, but who says she has to go to the birthday party? I’ve always found it strange that people would schedule any party and invite classmates during the first month of school let alone the first week! Everyone is still adjusting to the new school year. At least kids at this age are easy to please (at least mine were) with non-electronics - puzzles; coloring books; dress-up; etc. However, since it’s the first week of school, these may not be an option. If the party person is not a “friend” yet - just a class mate, I say, stay busy that day and let is slide by. I’ve learned the hard way that kids love to go to birthday parties, even when they do not particularly like the birthday person.

  62. Bramble says:

    I, too, am at home with the lucky left-over and he is not impressed. “I hate waptops!” just about summoned up his attitude toward me today. Little does he know how much I am beginning to hate this little thing myself at times. I am implementing a preschool program at home for him because they literally do NOT offer that here where I live and he is not impressed with that either. He is into wreaking “major damage” and those are his very own words. Long, long, long year ahead. Welcome to TX!

  63. Chrissie says:

    We moved cross country this summer into about 60% of the space we had before. (well, until we finish the basement) Talk about having boxes you don’t know what to do with!

    My girl is all ready to start Grade One, but we don’t go until September 10.

  64. PamS says:

    I see that the light is on - FULLY and very brightly early in the morning. UGH!
    I have one child who will wake up slowly - in the dark (like me) … and one child who will get up and turn all the lights on - FULLY and very brightly - like my husband.
    School stories are just fine - I’m sure you’ll have a funny twist on them too!

  65. Karen says:

    Maybe you can get that kid whose birthday is this weekend a couch or something from Ikea…

  66. Cary says:

    Jungle Java might be a good solution for boredom now that you only would have to pay for 1 kiddo. It is a big indoor play/coffee hose that even has some gluten free menu options. As far as your cold, are you sure you have not fallen victim to Austin allergies. They have been really bad.

  67. Jessica @ A Bushel and a Peck says:

    Is it still DARK outside in that picture??? What time do they have to wake up for school?!?!? We go back-to-school for the first time (oldest starting Kindergarten) next week…I am wondering how this transition will go. So I love these posts, it feels like a sneak preview!

  68. Mama Bear says:

    I can help: The tampons go in the bathroom. There, one more thing unpacked.

  69. liz says:

    One of those giant fuzzy pink anacondas?

  70. Rachel says:

    I like your posts about school.

    And I want to see more house pictures. (no offense to the rental house-but this one looks nicer-less beige.)

  71. kim says:

    I just moved too - and last night threw away the last two boxes filled with random crap - if I can’t find anywhere to put that stuff, I must not need it! Highly recommend it

  72. Jeanette says:

    What will you do if they beg to go back to homeschooling again? Or is homeschooling completely off the table now?

    I always said it is easier to have a house full of kids than just one. Just one you have to P-L-A-Y. And there is no one else for them to argue with but you.

  73. Lucinda says:

    I love hearing about your transition to public school. Not boring at all!

  74. Brittany says:

    Are you sad, having them at school? As a mom
    who has kids both in public school, and a youngest
    at home, homeschooling (and everyone involved being
    relatively happy where they are at)- your posts
    have been very interesting to me too.
    Tugs at my heart seeing all your big kids swallowed by
    the giant yellow bus though, it must really be tugging at yours!

  75. Ruth H says:

    In defense of the birthday child’s mother. New friend, didn’t want her to be left out; really hard to let a child’s birthday pass with no party just because school just started;
    and, and, I’m thinking, I’m thinking. I’ll let you know if something else comes to mind. ;D

  76. Shannon says:

    Just read the post about the school questionaries. CRACKING UP!!!!! I have thought the same thing, and I only had to fill out four of them.

  77. Gina says:

    Don’t give the boxes a second thought, I still have 3 unopened boxes from my move. Twenty-three years ago. They got shoved up in the rafters of the garage and have never been touched, God knows what’s in them, candlesticks and misc. kitchen utensils, I think. It helps to add the air of mystery about me and my life. I know, cheap thrills.

  78. Katie in MA says:

    If it makes you feel better, I am so tired that when I first looked at the pic of your kitchen, I thought - wow, are those raisable walls?! What a cool kitchen!

    … and then I realized they were blinds.

    D’oh.

  79. Johnna says:

    I’ve really enjoyed your back to school blogs. But I have to ask you, at the risk of sounding noisy… Where’s your husband lately?

  80. ann says:

    ok - we are so not tired of the school stories…and, we like your stories with or without kids…you have now become known as the “vomit in the mouth” blogger when my husband asks me what I am reading. Because my son and husband can so relate to vomit humor ;o) Please keep them coming and yes, I want more glimpses of the new homestead too…not in a stalkerish weird way…more of an HGTV fanatic…love to see it kind of way…I love what I have seen so far! And, why oh why is Miles up so early with the rest of the flock…hopefully, he will learn to sleep in a little later which will help kill some of those hours!

  81. DW says:

    Do you realize you have 7 children and only 8 chairs?

    Where does the odd one sit during dinner?

  82. Angel Sullivan says:

    I feel ya. I am left alone with my three-year-old all day now that all three of his older siblings are in school. I am forced to play “Diego and Dora” while my oblivious one-year-old is “Baby Jaguar.” Deigo: Dora the Explorer’s animal-rescuing cousin whose sidekick is Baby Jaguar. I HAVE to call them Diego and Baby Jaguar. All day. I too have to get used to “playing” again, because all the other kids on are street are in school. That doesn’t stop my son from asking every ten minutes if Alexis/Nathan/McKenzie/etc. can come over and play Diego campsite with us.

  83. Shannon says:

    I have to admit I sent an invitation for my daughter’s birthday party for this Saturday to her Kindergarten class on Monday. I hate that it’s such short notice. With an August 31st birthday, and football season starting the very next week… what is a mom to do? My hope was that a few kiddos’ parents would be like “woo! hoo! I can take them swimming and won’t have to hear them bicker for a couple hours! Let’s go!” :-) Hope you have fun.

  84. Anne says:

    Keep writing! We see the head on/in the cereal bowl all the time. Mornings are rough.
    I think the IKEA trip sounded like a fine idea. My youngest got dragged all over creation with me, but it led to fun unexpected things…also, perhaps there are open play days at a local community center or something like that?
    I also use to designate a day to be AT HOME and not go anywhere - that day we did fun art, or built legos, or something. But you’re way more together than I ever was, so I know it will all come together for you.

  85. MelodywithTwins says:

    OOOO Another house picture! I love your tile floor and your open dining room. My dining room is so small that we have to turn our table catty corner for it to fit…

    Also, I check EVERY DAY to see how your kids (and you and Miles) are doing in your new routine. I love the school stories. Also, I don’t send my twin 4 year olds to pre-school either. Time is so short! One more year and they’ll be gone all day in kindergarten.

  86. Trish says:

    Love the going back to school posts- we’ve done the same thing over the last year or so- transitioning to school from homeschooling and there have been lots of adventures. Some great humor in there, too. When my husband told my then 13yo daughter she would be going to school the NEXT DAY (one too many power struggles) she paused, said he’d never do it, realized how serious we were and then said, “Well fine, I need to go shopping right now.” Her priorities were surprisingly spot on. Enjoy.

  87. Hip Mom's Guide says:

    My youngest heads to 1st grade this year and, like you, I know I will fill the time quickly. But those first few days…boy, it’s going to feel lonely around here.

    I just might have to take a trip to IKEA.

  88. Laura says:

    Loving reading about all the transitions. Did I miss a post explaining the change from home to public school? I am genuinely curious to know the forces behind the change…as well as the give and take of the reality as it unfolds!

  89. edj says:

    I just found you and I already subscribed (not something I usually do). I LOVE the head in the cereal bowl (I can so relate) and the pajamas-to-school and even the helmetless kids! I wrote a blog post once on how bad we are at wearing seatbelts and didn’t get even one angry comment, which I believe shows that I have yet to “make” it in the blogosphere ;)

  90. Stacey says:

    As someone who has moved 3 times in 2 yrs (talk about life throwing you curve balls) my advice is this: if it’s not sentimental, or legally important, or seasonal - like Christmas things- and you haven’t needed it after a year…you probably don’t need it and can toss it to the curb.

  91. jen says:

    Actually, I am loving this little “series.” This being my first year of homeschooling all of my kids, I am missing the bus stop scenes and the funny things I remember as I look at my child as the bus pulls up (like to remind her to brush her hair) and all that other back-to-school stuff.

    Your pictures simultaneously make me want to cry for missing it all and want to celebrate for giving it all up like a bad habit. So thanks!

  92. Paige says:

    IKEA sounds like a great idea. He can go to the Smalland, you can buy a birthday present, and you both get ice cream cones. Maybe I should do that with my little guy tomorrow.

  93. iris says:

    You.. boring?! Ha! You can write of watering houseplants and still manage a guffaw out of an audience.

    Dropping in again from LA… maybe for the last time before I spazz out from heat stroke (ok, you’re in Texas, I shouldn’t complain). ;) Going to school… hmmmm… once upon a time.. lol. My deepeset sympathies. All of them seem to have grown a mile and even more lethally beautiful than before. Say hello to fangirls and fanboys at school. I’m glad you can finally sneak in some “me” hours.. or is that even feasible with Miles still there? :p

  94. Jeanette says:

    So-is homeschooling COMPLETELY off the table now? Even if the kids beg, whine and plead?

    It is so much harder with just one kid in the house. They only have one person to play and argue with-YOU.

  95. Beth says:

    I’m enjoying these posts; especially since I’m still homeschooling and on a bad day, I daydream about the school bus stopping in front of my house to pick them all up. This gives me a bit of a balanced perspective–the grass is never greener on the other side of the school bus.

  96. Maddy says:

    I am guessing Ikea is big in the US like it is here. I too noticed that there are only eight chairs, so who has to stand or do you make the kids take turns, “no I’m sorry son you sat yesterday”. Oh the joys of nosey bloggers, sorry.

  97. Sharon M. says:

    I keep looking for more stories from your kids first experiences at public school. I work at a public school in California and am really interested in how the kids are liking it compared to their home schooling experiences. Please don’t stop writing about their adventures just because you think that we are getting tired of hearing about their adjustment and opinions. If you have other/personal reasons not to share then that is another story, if not please keep the pictures and stories coming.

  98. Nicole says:

    Oh, be advised, you will not make it out of Ikea alive. Or, you may look alive, but your soul will have been sucked out somewhere in the middle of eating those swedish meatballs and drinking that damn delicious sparkling ligonberry juice. I actually need an Ikea intervention. Just reading about it makes me go weak in the knees.

  99. jaime says:

    Has the school year killed you yet? Hope all is well.

  100. Rachel says:

    Are you still at IKEA??? It’s been a week, that’s one heck of a shopping trip! = )

  101. bonnie says:

    Tried to make me go to IKEA but I said “NO, NO, NO!” (Sung to Rehab)

    There is a major product-placement scene (http://www.brandfreak.com/ikea/) in 500 Days of Summer that might give you an idea for a cheap date night, which might allow more money for preschool.

    Your sense of humor saves the day for you and your readers!