January 5, 2012
Miles is obsessed with this now. After one too many accidental head butts, I had to tell him that Eskimo kisses require warning.
My daughter wanted to know all about Eskimo kisses. Why are they called that? Who are Eskimos? Why would they live somewhere so cold? Do they really kiss like that? When I told her I knew none of those answers she looked at me with disgust. “Haven’t you ever heard of google?”
And being a mature adult I replied, “Haven’t you?”
“Sheesh, I’m only eight.”
Children. Always with the excuses.